Weazel Television Network -- Grand Theft Auto

Weazel Television Network (Weazel), also spelled as Weasel, (BAWSAQ: WZL) is a fictional television network in Grand Theft Auto: Vice CityGrand Theft Auto: San AndreasGrand Theft Auto: Liberty City StoriesGrand Theft Auto IV and Grand Theft Auto V.


Weazel News
Weazel News Logo
Originally referenced briefly during radio advertising as the broadcaster of various fictional television shows, Weazel is expanded in Grand Theft Auto IV into a complete televisionnetwork, including Weazel News. Weazel is a parody of US TV network FOX Broadcasting Company (as foxes and weazel are both mammals.  Weasels are also known to be tricksters, possibly taking a jab at the fact that FOX is often known to alter the truth).
The station was originally spelled "Weasel" in GTA Liberty City Stories (the station is not mentioned in written form in GTA Vice City and GTA San Andreas), while the "Weazel" name was officiated in GTA IV. The station has its own building in Los Santos in GTA V.

Slogan & Motto

"Standing Up To The Liberal Agenda One Issue At A Time" -- Grand Theft Auto IV
"Confirming Your Prejudices" -- Grand Theft Auto V


GTA Vice City — GTA Liberty City Stories

  • Just the Five of Us (GTA Vice City)
  • My Five Uncles (GTA San Andreas)
  • Law (GTA San Andreas)
  • Intergalactic Wrestling Title (GTA San Andreas)
  • Swapmeet (GTA Liberty City Stories)
  • Bad T and Theo (GTA Liberty City Stories)



  • The Men's Room 
  • Split Sides 
  • Republican Space Rangers 
  • Venturas Poker Challenge


  • 72
  • Ether
  • Spittoon
  • How To Survive When There is A Suitcase Nuke On Your Train
  • Vinewood Cunts
  • Vacation Home Sluts
  • Terror Marathon
  • Crow Reunion in Iran
  • Weazel News 
  • Homo Erectus
  • Waning with the Stars
  • Undertaker 


  • Burger Shot
  • VIP Luxury Ringtones
  • Whiz
  • Excelsior
  • Michael Graves campaign ad
  • John Hunter campaign ad
  • VIG Insurance



  • Kung Fu Rainbow Lazerforce
  • Republican Space Rangers


  • Pervert Stare

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